john green’s occupations include stabbing readers in the heart with a sharp knife called augustus waters
Mas que caralho, eu tinha que ser tão sentimental?
“Você era diferente” “Eu era trouxa, isso sim”
How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
has he been waiting for the day tumblr was sold to use that joke?





